oh what a hussy!

(i hope i can make helen mirren proud)

my apologies for being such a slovenly blog-hostess. I may as well serve you all this:


I must warn you that this is a bit of a on-going pattern where life takes over and my poor blog grows lean and hungry-looking. But as my dearly beloved fop and brownie remind me, "this just won't do!"

my current excuse for this neglect is the usual work / family complaint - el prima's kids have been on school holidays and we've been trying to have as much time together as possible. and as much as el prima's complicated family / ex-husband / cultural / religious situation would make for a delightful telemovie plot, it is damn tricky to live through. i'm still looking for that text book on "finding acceptance for your sexuality within islam 101" if anyone's seen it.

NEway....

As proof of my laziness, Fop has beat me to the punch in announcing my exciting news - on tuesday night I'll be meeting these ladies


no i mean


ooooh hoooo!

if i get the chance, what words of advice should i offer to beyonce?

1. i would suggest a bit less of this creepery:

I want my unborn son to be like my daddy
I want my husband to be like my daddy
There is no one else like my daddy

2. and stay away from this man

If I wanted bad desexed barry white slow-dance, I would have asked for it. okay?

3. Instead, I think Beyonce needs to take a little bit of the polish off her gospel-girl mary immaculate act, preferrable with some lessons from the queen bee of bad behaviour, miss white, most people know her as, Lil Kim.

can you imagine? Beyonce plus a lil bit of "who gots the bootie" Lil Kim? just what we need to revive r'n'b from its downward slide!

4. a little bit of this advisory wouldn't go astray either:


Speaking of, we are soon to have a reprise of my continuing thesis "surely missy elliot is a lesbian". I bet you can't wait!